You have probably seen every picture known to mankind of the Royal Wedding and of course sister to the bride and bridesmaid Pippa Middleton. Here are the pictures that were hidden for some reason and my guess it was to sell things in Craigslist a year later on their anniversary. The reality show Survivor did it so why not the royal couple?
Happy Anniversary Prince William and Princess Catherine and good luck in your Craigslist endeavors!
Royal Wedding Flowers for Sale!
I am selling some wedding/ floral related items (vases, etc.) - I am cleaning out the storage unit and will have lots of items to sell in the upcoming months!
Red Balcony Curtains for Sale!
Lovely red curtains that might have a little history to them and are theatre quality. No one skimps around here!
Please e-mail if you are interested. Serious buyers only please & the prices are firm!
Seeking Lawyer! Will Consider Trades for Payment!
Seeking a lawyer to get me out of a wee bit of a scuffle with French police over a gun. Please call me anytime and Mummy and Daddy will throw in some free party favours. Will also toss in lovely silk gown worn once for payment. Could be a hot-ticket on Ebay!
Royal Wedding Dress for Sale!
Designer Wedding Dress. Style #4119 Color Ivory Originally Size 8/10 ( I ended up losing a lot of weight so ended up taking it in to more like a Size 6, maybe even a 4, I'm 110lbs and 5'7)
Has been altered. Beautiful dress. (I wore 2" heels) Pics attached. Up until about 6 months ago the price of the dress still showed on their website. $42,200.00!
Beautiful fabric! LOVED IT! Very flattering! Put it back in the dress bag after the wedding, so you might want to have it cleaned first.
Please feel free to email with any questions or if you would like pictures of me in the dress rather than the model :)
Huge Megatron TV- Good for Block Parties!
We just had way too many out on the streets so our beloved public could see all the festivities up close!
Be warned it takes up a city block!
Has home theatre speakers! You haul, please. Delivery is not available. Call Monday night!
Wedding Cake pans:
2 pans 14"x3", and 1 pan each of 12"x3", 10 1/2"x3", 9 1/2"x3", 6 1/2"x3". All in excellent condition and will sell autographed if asked!
Used Mylar Wedding Balloons, only used once a year ago!
Also have a Bounce House from the reception that Camilla insisted we should have
$1030 for a brand new unit or $1199 with a motor.
Used Blower 1HP + $169
My Name is Harry and I Could be your Prince Charming!
~ I'm smoke-free, disease-free, alcohol-free at the moment
~ I stay very busy with my work, am independent & not clingy, although I can grow attached to a special person if I sense it's very mutual.
~ I travel alot in my work and have held some very interesting positions, so I can tell you all sorts of stories, if you yearn for adventure. ;). You must be able to relocate to the United Kingdom and put up with a slightly strange family.
~ I have been called dorky, charming, witty, loveable, goofy, an idiot, a genius, a scholar, cool, way cool, too-cool-for-school, daring, unafraid, a savage (ok, I have never been called a savage but this sounded pretty cool, didn't it?) & the greatest guy in the world, but never all in one sentence.
~ I like Breaking Bad, Dexter, Shameless, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia & Archer at the moment.
~ I have been told I have amazing hands, a great voice, great lips & impressive hand strength
~ I can be extremely thoughtful, romantic and I am a gentleman.
~ I'm part of a rare breed of men that actually do what they say they will and listen to women
~ I love being outdoors including hiking, the beach, the forest, amusement parks, the wine country, concerts, etc...
~ I think I might be described somewhere between a macho nerd, a crafty teaser, a semi-handsome big dude, a riot, a risk taker & a donkey (in the UK).
~ I love the the blues. I also like Rock, Alternative, Soul, Disco (although I don't talk about this chapter), Jazz (more the old stuff)...& much more!
~ I don't have animals, but I like them...except the creepy ones. And please don't ask me to me your pet anaconda, Timmy.
~I have opinions, here's but a few:
- I think the person who leaves her cart in the middle of the aisle of the grocery store, which blocks my cart & everyone else's (vs moving to the side like me & others with manners), should have to go to etiquette jail.
- While I am a struggling liberal, I am disappointed with most political parties & feel that my Grandma Queen Elizabeth II knows best.
- I still think Pluto is a planet & refuse to acknowledge otherwise (& those astronomers that disagree with this can kiss Uranus).
- I think there should be a game show called "Reality Princess Gladiator" & that all the unreal Reality princesses like Snooky, Paris & Kim K should just have a hair-pull & fake nail clawing event and only the reality queen who actually understands reality (after this) should emerge.
Live long & prosper!
Prince Harry Windsor
Linda Seccaspina for Zoomers Canada.
There is more to this blog and lots of pictures but seeing 'the joint' is not mega photo friendly they will have to stay on my blog site
Linda's new book is Menopausal Woman of the Corn..